- jpmorgan adiciona GBP – Money compra mais do que apenas guarda -chuvas agora!
- Kinexys, o travesso Digital Sprite do banco, agora serve USD, EUR e GBP 24 horas por dia.
- Kinexys se tornou uma máquina de girar dinheiro, processando US $ 2 bilhões por dia, totalizando US $ 1,5T. Quem está contando?
Em um espetáculo glorioso remanescente de um teatro de Moscou, o JPMorgan Chase & Co. expandiu teatralmente seu país das maravilhas de Blockchain, conhecido como Kinexys Digital Payments (KDP), para aceitar graciosamente libras esterlinas (GBP). Uma revelação deliciosa da Bloomberg nos informa que essa nova magia opera apenas nas ruas histórias de Londres, oferecendo delícias comerciais à clientela corporativa. 🎩✨
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Ah, sim, o caro leitor, JPMorgan lançou galantemente Kinexys nos dias enevoados de 2019 sob o nome cativante de JPM Coin – como uma estrela pop, mas para finanças! Com um movimento de sua varinha, ele permitiu que os clientes transfrassem riquezas entre os cofres do JPMorgan e se envolvessem na emocionante dança de negociações cambiais em seu próprio lazer. Essa feitiçaria moderna começou com o dólar americano (USD) sendo a belle da bola, adicionando graciosamente euro (EUR) e agora, com uma ponta do chapéu, o GBP se juntou a seus encantadores parceiros de dança!
Naveen Mallela, the daring captain steering this ship, boldly claims that the demand for GBP is soaring like a kite in a London wind, while dollars still dominate the stage with 80% of the performance. With its pound accounts, JPMorgan dreams of vanquishing the ancient beasts of slow and costly currency exchanges. 🐉💸
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In what can only be described as a typical English affair, this brief relocation is a groundbreaking escapade, the first of its kind in the entire realm of the United Kingdom, serving a horde of enterprise clients. The venerable London Stock Exchange Group (LSEG) and its jolly SwapAgent division, along with the renowned Trafigura, have now joined the blockchain revolution in London town.
SwapAgent is concocting new blockchain accounts, fancying them up for a pilot scheme focusing on post-trade jiggery-pokery. Its grand design includes optimizing those pesky non-standard payment timings while waving a wand to introduce programmable payments—just think of it as the financial world’s dirty little secret being laid bare for all to see! 🧙♂️💻
Meanwhile, the ever-ambitious Trafigura plans to ride the waves of speedy payments like surfers at a Paris beach, connecting New York, London, and Singapore in a triple net saga. Chris McLaughlin, as Global Head of Treasury (a title that should come with a cape), revealed that this nimble system will elevate efficiency in the international payment circus. 🎪
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With all this glamorous expansion, JPMorgan continues to strut its stuff in the land of London, nurturing its euro operations while orchestrating an opus to alleviate the transactional woes of businesses sprouting across borders like wildflowers in spring. By ushering in the age of faster and snazzier payments, this glorious platform hands businesses the reins to control their financial fates.
Kinexys also boasts a nifty “Programmable Payments” tool, perfect for businesses wanting to automate their cash flow with a dash of logic—better than a fortune cookie’s wisdom, really. 🥠
Since its magnum opus launched, Kinexys has apparently completed payment processing surpassing $1.5 trillion, making it a veritable titan, with daily transactions worth a staggering $2 billion. Who knew money could grow as fast as unchecked rumors at the local pub? 🍻
In a fitting twist of fate, JPMorgan rechristened its Onyx blockchain to Kinexys, declaring its intent to fuse blockchain brilliance into Foreign Exchange services as November rolled in like a fog. This splendid marriage allows clients to settle their FX trades within the blockchain realm—minimizing risks while elongating their patience. 🥳
Through these marvels, JPMorgan aims to cement its legacy within the fast-evolving worlds of digital payment and blockchain finance—striving to craft a financial utopia that dances above traditional limitations, creating connections that would make even Hermes green with envy! 🚀
2025-04-14 22:15