Dogecoin Surge: Musk se inclina, Trump vence novamente! 😂

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O Dogecoin estĂĄ de volta e, honestamente? O pedido de desculpas de Musk pode ser a melhor compra agora! đŸ¶đŸ’ž

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EntĂŁo, o Dogecoin estĂĄ em destaque novamente e surpresa, surpresa – Ă© por causa de Elon Musk. Quem viu isso chegando? Oh, certo, todos. O MeMecoin saltou mais de 6%, negociando em cerca de US $ 0,2036, depois que Elon educadamente (bem, meio que) disse que se arrepende de chamar Trump de “abominação nojenta”. Sim, vocĂȘ ouviu isso certo. Elon Musk, o cara que tweets Ă s 3 da manhĂŁ, fez uma pequena volta.

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A coisa toda começou como uma briga polĂ­tica – porque, naturalmente, o que poderia dar errado – entre Musk e Trump. Ele aumentou mais rĂĄpido que um argumento de sitcom, e agora, o retorno de Musk parece o Ășltimo episĂłdio de “Who pode jogar a maior birra digital?” O mercado? Oh, adorou. Doge se uniu, o interesse aumentou, e todo mundo estĂĄ perguntando: “Esse Ă© o fim da influĂȘncia de Musk – ou apenas um cartĂŁo de desculpas muito caro?”

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“Lamento alguns dos meus posts sobre o presidente Donald Trump na semana passada. Eles foram longe demais”, escreveu Musk «sobre x.

One line—just one tiny, little line—send traders into a frenzy. Because, of course, we all know a simple apology from Elon is worth its weight in meme coins. Traders weren’t just watching; they were BUYING. Sure, because nothing says stability like a man who calls his car “perfection” and then tweets about Dogecoin’s future.

Musk’s “Sorry” Sends DOGE to the Moon (Again)

As Musk made peace, DOGE shot up—like that time your phone battery suddenly lasts all day after you threaten to turn it off. Trading volume jumped 24%, hitting $1.61 billion. The memecoin’s mood? As unpredictable as Elon’s hair on a windy day. The RSI on the 2-hour chart? Near 70, which means it’s a little overbought—like me at an all-you-can-eat buffet. The 30-minute RSI? Even higher, approaching 74. Yeah, it’s volatile, just like my patience in line at the post office. Meanwhile, the Bollinger Bands are widening—because nothing says calm like a roller coaster.

Dogecoin’s pushing at resistance at $0.205. Breakthrough, and it might just cruise to $0.22. Support level? Steady at $0.1983. Good luck, folks. Buckle up.

Political Meltdown: When a Budget Bill Turns into a Billionaire Brawl

What started as Musk calling a bill “disgusting”—which, honestly, is his version of polite—turned into a full-blown social media brawl. Trump fired back, accusing Musk of loyalty issues, and before you know it, we’re knee-deep in SpaceX contracts, Epstein theories, and old Trump videos with shady backgrounds. Classic Saturday night entertainment, right? Musk even threatened to pull SpaceX’s Dragon spacecraft, because clearly, that’s the adult way to handle a debate.

The headlines? They rolled faster than a Donald Trump tweet. Late-night hosts had a field day, and Steve Bannon’s calling for Musk’s deportation—because, why not? It’s just Tuesday in the world of political chaos.

Who Has More to Lose: Musk or Trump?

Here’s the thing—Musk might be in more trouble than Trump this time. Trump promised Musk’s companies $3 billion worth of contracts. Now? Who knows. Agencies are investigating Musk’s empire already. If Trump pulls the plug, it’s a regulatory nightmare—like trying to untie a knot made of spider webs. Meanwhile, Bill Gates is lurking, probably thinking, “Hey, I could do this better.”

Dogecoin’s Political Party Is Over

Musk stepping down from leading DOGE? That’s like breaking up after a bad date—you think it’s over, but then it’s worse than you thought. Sure, Musk claimed he saved $180 billion—pretty impressive, right? But not enough to fix the fact that Tesla’s sales are falling and the brand’s reputation is taking a hit. Maybe this was just a really expensive lesson in due process—political lessons, that is.

Anyway, the feud cooled down—more like a simmer than a boil—and sure, Dogecoin’s mood swings, Musk’s drama, and American politics aren’t going anywhere. Buckle up, folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïžđŸš€

2025-06-11 13:53