Circo de custódia criptográfico da SEC: Quem está guardando seu ouro digital? 🎪💰

• Segure seus chapéus! A SEC lança um baile de custódia de criptografia em 25 de abril de 2025.
• Bigwigs from Kraken, Anchorage Digital, and Exodus to share their brilliant brainwaves.

So, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission — yes, those fun folks who make sure your money isn’t just… *poof*, gone — have announced the guest stars of their upcoming Crypto Custody Roundtable. It’s round 3 of the SEC’s Crypto Task Force comedy tour on April 25, 2025. The main act? Crypto custody, or in layman’s terms: “Who’s babysitting your shiny digital coins so they don’t pull a Houdini?” 🎩✨

The SEC spilled the tea over on X (because why stick to boring press releases when you can have a social media circus?) They’re eager to clean up the regulatory wild west of crypto — pity the poor sheriffs! Industry hotshots will sit around, nod seriously, and maybe solve a thing or two.

Crypto Headliners Take the SEC Stage

Meet the cast: Mark Greenberg, VP of Kraken, the exchange that sounds like a sea monster but really just controls your crypto treasure chest. Then Rachel Anderika, the brainy Chief Risk Officer from Anchorage Digital Bank — sounds chilly but she’s cool with keeping your bitcoins safe. And last but not least, Veronica McGregor, Chief Legal Lady of Exodus, wielding legal briefs instead of swords 🗡️.

The panel’s supporting players include WisdomTree, Fidelity Digital Asset Services, and Fireblocks — which sounds like they fight crypto fires, but it’s probably just a fancy way to say “we keep your crypto locked tighter than Fort Knox”. 🔐

Two SEC commissioners, Hester Peirce and Caroline Crenshaw, will grace the occasion, along with Richard Gabbert and acting chair Mark Uyeda. It’s like the Avengers of regulation… except with less smashing, and more talking. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️

Now, a quick explainer for anyone not already glazed over: “Custody” means “holding” or “protecting” your precious digital assets — basically making sure hackers, incompetents, and cosmic rays don’t whisk your coins away to Neverland. This is happening as the SEC eyes crypto ETFs like a hawk eyeing a mouse, getting ready to approve or reject them soon.

SEC’s Crypto Task Force: The Origin Story

Mark T. Uyeda, the acting chair with a name that sounds like a robot from the future, cooked up the Crypto Task Force on January 21, 2025. Their quest? To untangle crypto regulations so even your grandma could (almost) understand them.

The roundtable series kicked off March 25, 2025 — four deep dives into crypto governance. First was “Crypto Trading: The Great Regulation Debate” (April 11), then the April 25 Big Custody Show, followed by talks on tokenization, DeFi, and more scheduled for May 12 and June 6. Grab your popcorn. 🍿

Why all the fuss? Because when giant names like FTX go belly up in a spectacular crash, regulators lose their patience and start demanding protection plans for your digital dough. It’s basically financial soap opera meets bureaucratic thriller.

The SEC kindly invited interested folks to the event — in person only, like a secret club with a velvet rope and a nightclub bouncer. No need to register if you’re just tuning in online, and yes, the drama will be recorded for later binge-watching on the SEC’s website.

Oh, and after the 2025 Trump inauguration (because of course), the SEC changed its crypto tune a bit. Gary Gensler—who danced away from the chair—pushed enforcement hard before showing exit stage left. Now the crypto world tries to juggle innovation and investor protection without dropping the ball. Keep your eyes peeled, this show’s just getting started! 🎭💸

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2025-04-18 06:34