Bolsa de criptografia ‘super qualificada’ da Rússia: apenas para os mais ricos dos ricos!

A Rússia está lançando uma troca de criptografia super-exclusiva-tão exclusiva, até sua avó não pode entrar.

quer entrar? Bem, você precisará de ₽100m em depósitos ou uma renda anual de ₽50m. Não, BigGie, certo?

Segure seus chapéus, pessoal-a Rússia está prestes a revelar uma nova troca de criptografia, mas há um problema. Você só pode participar se for um investidor “super qualificado”. Sim, realmente. O ministro das Finanças, Anton Siluanov, fez o anúncio enquanto bebe seu café com leite gelado durante uma reunião. Esta nova troca brilhante será uma colaboração entre o Banco Central da Rússia e, surpresa surpresa, o Ministério das Finanças. O objetivo? Estabelecer algum tipo de livro de regras para o mundo selvagem da criptografia. Porque todos sabemos, a criptografia realmente * precisava de mais regras. 🙄

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Oh, and in case you’re wondering, this exchange might be a brand-new platform or possibly an extension of an existing one. Either way, it’s part of something called the Experimental Legal Regime (ELR)—which sounds more like a test drive than a real system, if we’re being honest. The ELR is supposed to last for three years, and during that time, only a *very* select group of people can actually buy and sell crypto directly. The rest of us? We get to watch from the sidelines and play with crypto derivatives. Fun, right? 😏

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For those not in the “chosen” group, don’t despair! You can still dabble in crypto derivatives—essentially, you can bet on the performance of crypto without actually owning any of it. So much for actually *owning* something! 🙃

Meanwhile, the Moscow Exchange is already rolling out plans to start crypto-related derivative trading in 2025. You can practically hear the excitement, can’t you? According to Vladimir Krekoten, the guy in charge of sales and business development, it’s basically a done deal. Even the SPB Exchange is getting in on the action, aiming to create crypto products for its lucky customers. Who knew digital assets would become so… mainstream in Russia? 🤑

Crypto Regulation: Russia’s Big Step Toward Financial Control (or Chaos?)

While Russia’s bigwigs prepare for the crypto boom, the brokerage industry is taking its sweet time to hop on the bandwagon. Why? Because they want legal guidelines, of course. Dmitry Lesnov, CEO of Finam’s brokerage division, predicts that fully regulated crypto will shake up traditional capital markets. Well, buckle up, Dmitry! It’s going to be a bumpy ride. 😬

But not everyone’s as thrilled about crypto. Enter Igor Danilenko, an expert analyst from Renaissance Capital, who’s not afraid to call it like he sees it. Danilenko’s not so sure about crypto, comparing it to those lovely Ponzi schemes we all know and love. According to him, if you’re looking for inflation protection, maybe try something a little more *secure* than crypto. Fair point, Igor. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, and just in case you thought Russia was only interested in crypto exchanges, think again. The Russian government is looking beyond just cryptocurrency and is tightening its grip on digital financial systems to reduce dependence on foreign currencies. Because nothing says “independence” like tightening restrictions. 🙃

So, where does that leave us? Russia is making some serious moves toward regulating crypto. And while they’re starting with the “elite,” the government’s long-term goal seems to be creating a safe, independent digital economy. Or, you know, maybe just more rules and regulations. Only time will tell. ⏳

2025-04-24 21:32