O salto selvagem do Arizona em Bitcoin: Molière se divertiria!

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  • Nesta comédia ridícula, o Arizona vale a frente no Bitcoin Ballet.
  • Os legisladores prometem transparência – sim, tão claros quanto um nevoeiro parisiense! 🕵️‍♂️

Oh! Arizona, that plucky stage upon which more acts unfurl than in all the provinces of France. Imagine, dear audience, a day not with one, but two legislative soufflés rising at once! Both might make Arizona the first to stash Bitcoin as its treasure, a leap worthy of Pantalone himself in matters of curious finance. The Governor, Madame Katie Hobbs, plays our fickle monarch awaiting the final act—will her quill bless this monetary masquerade, or will she toss it aside like last year’s pastry?

⚡️ CRISE À VISTA: Dólar ameaça derrubar o Real! VEJA O ALERTA!

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On the auspicious 28th of April, the stage saw Senate Bill 1025—The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act—sashay through the House with a razor-thin flourish, 31 for and 25 against! Not satisfied, the players staged a second performance: Senate Bill 1373, conjuring a Digital Assets Strategic Reserve Fund, garnished with a 37 to 19 applause. The drama, truly, never pauses.

SB 1025 proposes the State Treasurer and even the retirement system may squirrel away up to 10 percent of their shiny coins in Bitcoin. Should the mighty Secretary of the US Treasury (who surely has more wigs than wit) raise a federal Bitcoin reserve, Arizona may park its hoard in a properly velvet-lined, segregated chamber. Because, naturally, one never mixes fresh florins with old.

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SB 1373 sketches grand designs for tending to Bitcoin, stablecoins, NFTs—why, even imaginary coins the playwright has yet to devise! These funds, seized or appropriated, shall remain as eternal as Molière’s verses, never to disappear at the end of the fiscal year, unlike the last éclair at supper.

Both bills had flirted with the Senate back in February and have now waltzed through the House with no alteration—a rare event, like a Frenchman admitting fault! Now, the parchment awaits the signature of our Governor Hobbs, whose pen hovers with theatrical hesitation.

Arizona makes haste for the first encore in America, outpacing rivals like Texas and New Hampshire (who, incidentally, rehearse their lines as we speak). The visual spectacle at the State Legislature—truly fit for the Comédie-Française—shows both houses captivated, jaws agape.

Governor Hobbs’ Stance Smacks of High Comedy

Our Governor, pursued by budgetary harpies and healthcare demons, declared on April 17 in her digital salon that she shall sign no papers until the dueling factions of her court resolve the matter of funding for her most vulnerable subjects. “Nothing for the treasury while the sick await!” proclaims she. The lawmakers fume at the wings, scripts clutched in sweaty hands.

Her majesty’s distaste springs from the endless opera of budget negotiations. Healthcare is her aria, and this session, she has struck down more bills than a wine-soaked innkeeper with a bad temper.

The heat of debate in the House was matched only by the comic timing of its Republican players—Sen. Wendy Rogers and Rep. Jeff Weninger—who sang the wonders of Bitcoin as if it were the philosopher’s stone. Let Arizona diversify her purse and march at the head of financial innovation, they demand! The audience, split between incredulity and applause, awaits the final curtain.

If Arizona dares this leap, it may set a precedent fit for the national stage. Even Texas and New Hampshire may borrow the script, inspired by Arizona’s bravado (and, possibly, folly).

Broader Implications—Or Merely More Foolery?

Our tale fits into a grander tapestry—a national taste for crypto, all prompted by the meddling of President Trump, who in January penned an executive order creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve! Quelle surprise! The government, always late to a trend, has at last discovered digital gold, no doubt after a young nephew explained it at dinner.

Arizona’s antics might throw open the doors to further crypto mischief. Bitcoin miners and blockchain lackeys already enjoy the state’s embrace. The proposal that Bitcoin ETFs join retirement portfolios—why, it’s as if Tartuffe himself devised a new way to swindle the pious!

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2025-04-29 22:24