Meltdowns de criptografia: o azarado Top10 📉😱

No Grand Theatre de moedas digitais, onde fortunas são feitas e perdidas mais rapidamente do que você pode dizer “hodl”, hoje trazemos a você uma história de aflição. Uma crônica dos Cryptos Top100 que fizeram um desabramento, como se estivessem fazendo um teste para o papel principal em uma tragédia financeira. Nosso estágio é montado com dados do CoinMarketCap, um script escrito não no código, mas no número frio e difícil de declínio do mercado. 🎭💸


E aí, pessoal! Prontos para embarcar na viagem maluca das notícias de cripto? No nosso canal do Telegram, vamos explorar o mundo das criptomoedas com leveza e bom humor. É como um papo de bar sobre Bitcoin, só que sem a ressaca no dia seguinte! 😄 Junte-se a nós agora e vamos desvendar esse universo juntos! 💸🚀

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  1. Sonic (S): The Blue Blur Hits a Speed Bump

    • Price: $0.4415 (more like Slo-mic, am I right?)

    • 24h Loss: -11.47% (faster than you can say “Ring Loss”)

    • Market Cap: $1.27B (even Sonic can’t outrun this market)

  2. Pendle (PENDLE): Swinging Low, Sweet Pendle

    • Price: $2.73 (pendulum swinging the wrong way)

    • 24h Loss: -11.25% (time is money, and both are slipping away)

    • Market Cap: $441.77M (innovative, yet not invincible)

  3. Lido DAO (LDO): Staking Dreams on Thin Ice

    • Price: $0.7390 (not exactly a hot spring)

    • 24h Loss: -10.39% (more like Lido DAOwn)

    • Market Cap: $663.58M (Ethereum staking’s not-so-secret struggle)

  4. Optimism (OP): Not So Optimistic After All

    • Price: $0.6179 (a layer-2 of disappointment)

    • 24h Loss: -10.61% (scaling back those expectations)

    • Market Cap: $1.02B (even layer-2 solutions can’t escape gravity)

    • Optimism's not-so-optimistic chart

  5. Movement (MOVE): Standing Still in a Moving Market

    • Price: $0.3353 (more like “Stay Put”)

    • 24h Loss: -10.08% (movement in the wrong direction)

    • Market Cap: $821.57M (in desperate need of a catalyst)

  6. Ethena (ENA): The Myth of Stability

    • Price: $0.2868 (more like “Eth-oh-no”)

    • 24h Gain: -9.98% (a rare ‘gain’ indeed)

    • Market Cap: $1.59B (clinging to the edge of hope)

  7. Worldcoin (WLD): Not Quite Conquering the World Yet

    • Price: $0.6609 (the world is round, but this coin’s flatlining)

    • 24h Loss: -10.14% (global ambitions, local losses)

    • Market Cap: $815.81M (building presence or building pressure?)

  8. Hyperliquid (HYPE): When the Hype Doesn’t Live Up

    • Price: $10.53 (more like “Hype-deflated”)

    • 24h Loss: -9.75% (the harsh reality of liquidity)

    • Market Cap: $3.52B (a big cap, but can it swim?)

  9. Bittensor (TAO): Machine Learning, Human Losing

    • Price: $195.41 (a steep learning curve, downwards)

    • 24h Loss: -10.29% (even AI can’t predict this market)

    • Market Cap: $1.67B (machine learning or machine yearning?)

  10. Injective (INJ): Decentralized Finance, Centralized Pain

    • Price: $7.34 (injective, but not infective)

    • 24h Loss: -10.01% (decentralized dreams, centralized losses)

    • Market Cap: $734.42M (financial services or financial distress?)

2025-04-06 22:02