O pedido de Coinbase para uma revolução criptográfica!

“As 6 prioridades criptográficas da Coinbase que podem incomodar os reguladores, mas salvar o mercado 😏”

O tumultuado terreno da regulamentação criptográfica dos EUA lembra as estepes russas de Tolstoi – vastas, caóticas e muitas vezes confusas. Ontem, em uma reviravolta de ironia, nem mesmo Dostoivsky conseguiu compensar, o CEO da Binance, Richard Teng, aplaudiu o progresso regulatório. Apenas um dia depois, o diretor de políticas de Coinbase, Faryar Shirzad, entrou na arena com seis prioridades de reforma abrangente, o próprio Tolstoi pode detalhar com gravitas agitadas pela alma. Se apenas Moscou tivesse sido sitiado por StableCoins em vez de Napoleão! 😅

E por falar em reviravoltas dramáticas, tudo isso ocorre quando o presidente dos EUA, Donald Trump, prometeu fazer da América a “capital criptográfica do mundo”. Esta é sua guerra e paz – ou criptografia e dinheiro – principalmente? O tempo dirá. Até então, vamos musente sobre essas seis demandas políticas da Coinbase, tão audaciosa quanto os muitos discursos de Pierre Bezukhov e igualmente extensos!

As prioridades épicas 6 da Coinbase para os regulamentos de criptografia dos EUA 💡

Muito parecido com um épico de Tolstoi, a paisagem de criptografia americana está atrasada para a reconstrução – e não o tipo que você corra com lotes laterais. Mas, com certeza, queridos legisladores, Shirzad conhece as necessidades do Congresso do Arco da história. Aqui está o emocionante colapso:

1. Clearly Defining Digital Assets 🚦

If Congress doesn’t know its crypto onions from its security shallots, how can it legislate? Shirzad requests Aristotle-level clarity here, urging that digital assets like Bitcoin be distinct from securities and commodities. Don’t worry, lawmakers, you don’t need to read War and Peace to figure this one out… but it might help. 🤔

2. Let CFTC Rule the Crypto Sands of Mordor 🌋

Ever feel the SEC is like Pierre Bezukhov at dinner, awkward and clueless? Coinbase thinks so. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) should wield regulatory power over Bitcoin and Ethereum, because, um, they’ve maybe read a crypto whitepaper or two? SEC, stop playing with your paperweights and let the adults govern! 🫡

3. Blockchain Fundraising Rules—Because Chaos Is So Last Novel 📜

Shirzad pleads: not every token is a security! Because mislabeling every piece of blockchain code is like calling every Tolstoy novel “Anna Karenina.” The industry demands nuanced laws, lest it drown in red tape—much like Levin in bureaucratic farm reforms. 🚜

4. Stablecoin Oversight, or the Resolved Levin of Financial Stability 🍞

For anyone thinking stablecoins are as “stable” as Levin’s farming ventures, Shirzad suggests an audit-proof framework. Think less “drought-prone farm,” more “steady rural estate income.” And yes, a dollar-backed stablecoin is less moody than Anna Karenina. 😏

• Also Read: SEC Waves White Flag in Case Drama—DeFi and Innovation Rejoice! 🎉

5. Don’t Be Overbearing with DeFi and NFTs 🙅‍♂️

Faryar says, “Dear US regulators, do you want to stifle all innovation? Please back off. Or risk turning our splendid crypto progress into an archaic swamp!” Excessive watchfulness of DeFi and NFTs is like fencing the Russian countryside. Sure, you’ll look busy, but you won’t survive the winter famine. 🥶

6. Cryptland’s Centralized Kingdom Needs Laws ⚖️

Even centralized crypto platforms deserve legal guidelines—not the “good luck surviving” approach Congress seems to have. Shirzad’s proposed rules are designed to bring fairness and accountability… and save crypto firms from becoming crypto-coffins. 🪦

Our Tolstoyan conclusion? Coinbase implores leaders to act swiftly, lest America’s blockchain brilliance fade like a misunderstood Russian hero. A balanced framework isn’t just about bureaucracy; it’s about sparing crypto innovation from its existential duel with regulation. Will the US rise as Pierre Bezukhov or crash as Napoleon’s ill-fated Moscow soiree? We watch and wait. 🍿

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2025-02-20 13:39